12/23- “This song is an excellent cure for the will to live.” - Definitely, Maybe

12/20 - “Money won is twice as sweet as money earned.” - The Color of Money

12/19- “Free cable is the ultimate aphrodisiac, Steven.” - The Cable Guy

12/18- “Hey you!  Pick up that blood.” - Caddyshack

12/17- “Thought is the enemy.” - Pushing Tin

12/16- “I’ll cradle the balls, stroke the shaft, work the pipe, and swallow the gravy. Get it over here, buddy. Let’s do this.” - Tropic Thunder

12/12- “I am insane. And you are my insanity.” - 12 Monkeys

12/11- “Buddy the Elf, what’s your favorite color?” - Elf

12/10 - “Look out ladies of Wisconsin!  Here comes Colin Frizzle……and he’s got a big knob!” - Love Actually

12/9- “Baby, we’re going to be up five hundy by midnight!” - Swingers

12/6- I don’t mean to be the materialistic weasel of this group, but do you think we’ll get hazard pay out of this?” - Armageddon

12/5- “You just get that sucker to the designated place at the designated time, and I will gladly designate his ass… for dismemberment!” - The Last Dragon

12/4- “Big tree fall hard.” - Wedding Crashers

12/3- “Name’s Smalls. Leonard Smalls. My friends call me Lenny… only I ain’t got no friends.” - Raising Arizona

12/2- “It smells like a turd covered in burnt hair.” - Anchorman

11/27- “I used to touch Fawn this way.” - Animal House

11/26- “Welcome to the El Flamingo, Jeffrey.  Don’t piss in the pool, Jeffrey.” - The Flamingo Kid

11/25- “It’s all happening!!” - Almost Famous

11/22- “You know what the taxes are on 5 million dollars? …….. 6 million dollars!”  -  National Treasure II

11/21- “Only a moron can sit and watch two football games, one after the other.” - The Longest Yard

11/20- “I don’t want to see them gain another yard.  You blitz ALL NIGHT!!!” - Remember the Titans

11/19- “It makes his junk smell like pie.” - Juno

11/15-  “She stole my heart and my cat.”  - So I Married and Axe Murderer

11/14- “Everything we own fell off a truck!” - Married to the Mob

11/13- “Mikey, why don’t you tell that nice girl you love her? I love you with all-a my heart, if I don’t see-a you again soon, I’m-a gonna die.” - The Godfather

11/12- “I know a really good sand guy.” - Old School

11/11-  “I’m sure Typhoid Mary was a very nice person too when you saw her socially.” - The Fly

 11/7-  “Germans have been warming sausages like that for years.”  - Beerfest

11/6- “I’m rooting for the crocodile.  I hope he swallows your friends whole.” - Lake Placid

11/5- “…government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth”. - Abraham Lincoln

11/4- “Pick Flick!” - Election

11/1- “Every Friday night you be like, ‘Flush me, J.  Flush me!’  I be like, ‘Nah.’” - MIB 2

10/31- “It’s Halloween, everyone’s entitled to one good scare.” - Halloween

10/28- “I want to be on you.” - Anchorman

10/25- “Ha ha!!” - The Simpsons (Nelson to be precise)

10/24- “Pearl Harbor didn’t work out so we got you with tape decks.” - Die Hard

10/23- “Leave behind the ugly.  Take only with you the good.” - Sylvia Newman

10/21- “Having a kid is great… as long as his eyes are closed and he’s not moving or speaking.” - Big Daddy

10/18- “A thousand barefoot children outside, dancing on my lawn.” - Phish

10/17- “Some dead guy could roll out here and cough up malaria into our faces” - Knocked Up

10/16- “I don’t think you’ve got the bat speed.” - Fever Pitch

10/15- “You may wake up one day and find yourself extinct.” - Blade

10/14-  “Try not to live up to all my expectations.”  -  The Sting

10/11- “We’re gettin’ the band back together.” - The Blues Brothers

10/10-  “Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday, dear Hiro, happy birthday to you!”

10/7- “It’s a dog eat dog world out there and I’m wearing MilkBone underwear.”  - Cheers

10/6- “I love Brian Piccolo. And tonight, when you hit your knees, please ask God to love him.” - Brian’s Song

10/5- “Hell coach, I love needles!” - North Dallas Forty

10/4- “Cody’s a bum.  Cody’s this.  Cody’s that.  Cody’s me, bro.  Let me be me.  When’s that gonna happen?” - Surf’s Up

10/3- “We must kill them. We must incinerate them. Pig after pig. Cow after cow. Village after village. Army after army.” - Apocalypse Now

10/2- “Peanut butter and jelly sandwich? You’ll never get anywhere treating your helmet like a lunchbox.” - Little Giants

10/1- “You better watch it, Dr. Death! I’m pretty damn fast for a Caucasian.” - The Best of Times

9/30- “The football’s like a one-man cold to Clifford Franklin. Clifford Franklin’s the only man catchin’ it, Clifford Franklin’s the only man comin’ down wid it.” - The Replacements

9/29- “No, you did NOT shoot that green sh*t at me!” - Independance Day

9/28- “You remember the day I went out for cigarettes and didn’t come back?  You  must’ve noticed.” - Ocean’s Eleven

9/27- “Tough luck Lonnehan.  But that’s what you get for playing with your head up your ass.” - The Sting  (So long Paul; forever remembered as one of the greats)

9/26- “Of course I’m serious…and don’t call me Shirley.” - Airplane

9/25- “It’s an .88 Magnum.  It shoots through schools.” -  Johnny Dangerously

9/24- “If I untie this, what happens to your skirt?”  - Busty Models 2

9/23-  “I’m not an animal, I’m a whore!”  -  I Now Pronounce you Chuck and Larry

9/22- “I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth” - Lou Gehrig

9/20- “I love meatballs so you better get ready.” - Phish

9/19-  “Kim’s a guy?”  -  Rock Star

9/18- “You’re my boy, Blue!” - Old School

9/17-  “”This is what I’ve got to ho-ho-ho about.”  -  The People vs. Larry Flynt

9/16- “This isn’t going to work.  You’re playing football with a bunch of butlers.” - Heaven Can Wait

9/15- You are my ambassador of kwon.” - Jerry Maguire

9/13- “My name is Jefferson Edward Briggs.  But everyone calls me Jake.  Except for my grandmother.  She calls me Booper.”  -  She’s Having a Baby

9/12-  “He hates these cans. Stay away from the cans!!”  -  The Jerk

9/11- “Get in your mouse, and get out of here.” - Uncle Buck

9/10- “Anyone else afraid of anything here besides insects?” - The Replacements

9/5-  “He’s gettin’ beat like he stole somethin’”  -  Remember the Titans

9/4- “My name’s Glenn.  Guess how many fingers I’ve got.” - The Ringer

9/3- “I hear you’re a man who knows how to get things.” - The Shawshank Redemption

9/2- “You show me how to control a wild fucking gypsy and I’ll show you how to control an unhinged, pig-feeding gangster.”  -  Snatch

9/1- “What are you looking at?  You’re laborers.  You’re supposed to be laboring.  That’s what you get for not having an education.” - Real Genius

8/29-  ” And I like Vicki, and she like me back! And she showed me her boobies and I like them too!”  -  The Waterboy

8/28- “I could be the walrus.  I’d still have to bum rides off of people.” - Ferris Bueller’s Day Off

8/27- “We’ve got two or three potential all-stars out here.” - Major League

8/26-  “BIIIIGGG sack by Manumana the Slender! Who does his “I’m gonna go out and get some POI” sack celebration dance!”  -  Necessary Roughness

8/25-  “Why the hell is your ass so dirty? Don’t you wipe?”  –  Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay

8/24- “Mom’s making a pubey salad and she needs some of Seth’s own dressing.” - Superbad

8/22-  “I don’t care who you were back in the world.  You give away our position one more time, I’ll bleed you.  Real quiet.”  -  Predator

8/21- “Tataglia’s a pimp.  He could have never out-fought Santino.” - The Godfather

8/20- “I guess you guys aren’t ready for that yet…but your kids are gonna love it.” - Back to the Future

8/19-  “Free cable is the ultimate aphrodisiac.”  -  The Cable Guy

8/16-  “So… ya wanna see Andy? Anybody gotta flashlight and a couple of shovels?”  -  Man on the Moon

8/15-  ” If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball. “  -  Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story

8/14-  “You’ve got more video games than a teen-aged Asian kid.” - The 40 Year Old Virgin

“8/13- “It’s so good.  Once it hits your lips, tastes so good.” - Old School

8/12-  “Her name’s Naomi. That’s “I moan” backwards.”  -  Van Wilder

8/11- “Who’s the black private dick that’s a sex machine to all the chicks?” - Isaac Hayes (we’ll miss you too!)

8/10- “You know you won’t let me deal no cards.  Might as well call it white-jack.” - Bernie Mac in Ocean’s Eleven (we’ll miss you Bernie)

8/9- “Hey man, your taxi had a siren.” - Remember the Titans

8/8-  ” I may not be a great ninja; I may not be one with the universe; but I will say this: NO ONE MESSES WITH MY BROTHER”  -  Beverly Hills Ninja

8/7- “Oh yeah, I’m your sister!  I’m your sister!” - Joe Dirt

8/6- “I smell something weird out here.  Smells like someone’s been hittin’ the devil’s lettuce.” - The Heartbreak Kid

8/5-  “You’re Abe Froeman?  The Sausage King of Chicago?”  -  Ferris Bueller’s Day Off

8/4-  ” He’s a pedantic, pontificating, pretentious bastard, a belligerent old fart, a worthless steaming pile of cow dung, figuratively speaking.”  -  Liar Liar

8/1-  “Por-ky!  The boys from Angel beach are here!!!”  -  Porky’s

7/31- “Francisco, that’s fun to say!” - Elf

7/30- “Shall we go, you and I while we can, through the transitive nightfall of diamonds.” - Grateful Dead

7/29-  “There’s gonna be two hits….. me hittin’ you and you hittin’ the floor.”  -  The Breakfast Club

7/28- “Yippee-kai-yea, motherf***er!!” - Die Hard

7/27- “Peligroso es mi nombre medio.” - Ocean’s Thirteen

7/26- “If my team’s plane crashes, I’m eating C.J. Wilson first.” - Keith Giordano

7/25- “I hear that I can use my seat cushion as a flotation device and I pray to God they ain’t lying!” - moe.

7/24-  “I love to see a fat guy score.”  -  The Replacements

7/23- “Funny, she doesn’t look Druish.” - Spaceballs

7/22- “These pretzels are making me thirsty.” - Seinfeld

7/21- “I killed my Daddy for criticizing my new fur jacket and….slapping my hand.” - Stir Crazy

7/20-  “Don’t flatter yourself, Pee-Wee.”  -  Tango & Cash

7/19-  “You couldn’t hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant.”  -  Christmas Vacation

7/18-  “Ray. If someone asks if you are a god, you say, ‘YES!’”  -  Ghostbusters

7/17- “This was no boating accident!” - Jaws

7/16-  “Hell no!  Damned alligator BIT my hand off!”  -  Happy Gilmore

7/15-  “I’ll shoot ya’ and say ya’ fell in the kitchen.”  -  Rush Hour II

7/14-  “That’s a lot of cows.”  -  The Rundown

7/13- “My brother just paid a buck to see your underpants.” - Sixteen Candles

7/12- “Man, that’s a huge bitch!” - Deuce Bigelow: Male Gigolo

7/11-  “Go, trig boy! It’s your birthday!”  -  American Pie

7/10- “I’m gonna go get the papers.  Get the papers.” - Good Fellas

7/9- “You go down that way…really fast.  If something gets in your way, turn.” - Better Off Dead

7/8-  “You rebel scum!”  -   Return of the Jedi

7/7- “I’m not letting you in because you’re old as fuck.  Not for the earth, but for this club.” - Knocked Up

7/4-  “Yeah, well, sometimes nothin’ can be a real cool hand.”  -  Cool Hand Luke

7/3-  “Be advised. I’m mean, nasty and tired. I eat concertina wire and piss napalm and I can put a round in a flea’s ass at 200 meters. So why don’t you go hump somebody else’s leg, mutt face, before I push yours in.”  -  Heartbreak Ridge

7/2-  “Can I paint his yoo-hoo gold now? It’s kind of my thing, you know… “  -  Austin Powers in Goldmember

7/1-  “Does Barry Manilow know you raid his wardrobe?”  -  The Breakfast Club

6/30-  ” I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me?”  -  Meet the Parents

6/27- “I have a toy pony.  He takes big shits.” - Mystery, Alaska

6/26- “I like to picture Jesus in a tuxedo t-shirt because it says, “I’m formal, but I like to party!” - Talladega Nights

6/25- “What we do in life, echoes in eternity.” - Gladiator

6/24- “It’s not cheating if you smear peanut butter on your testicles and let your dog lick it off because it’s your dog.” - Road Trip

6/23-  “Daddy!!  I wanna go on that ride!!!!!”  -  Dude, Where’s my Car??

6/22-  “I guess when you combine large quantities of cough syrup with Yodels……..you get acid.”  -Click

6/21- “2-20…2-21…whatever it takes.” - Mr. Mom

6/20-  “But…………… these go to 11.”  -  This is Spinal Tap

6/19- “Why don’t you take her to the zoo?  I hear retards like zoos.” - Rocky

6/18- “Hi.  I’m Gary Cooper.  But not the Gary Cooper that’s dead.” - The Sure Thing

6/17- I’ll take a bloody mary, a steak sandwich and a…..steak sandwich.” - Fletch

6/16- “If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.” - Billy Madison

6/15- “You shut your mouth when you’re talking to me!” - Wedding Crashers

6/14- “Momma says alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.” - The Waterboy

6/13- “Ask me about my weiner!!” - Accepted

6/12-  DON’T CALL ME SWEETHEART!!!”  - the old lady who got thrown out of the Yanks/A’s game yesterday

6/11- “It’s good to be the king.” - History of the World Part 1

6/10- “We’re putting on the foil, Coach.  Every game.” - Slapshot

6/9- “With great power comes great responsibility.” - Spider-Man

6/8- “Schute!?!  Nobody wants to wrestle Schute!” - Vision Quest

6/7- “Whatever you do, take care of your shoes.” - Phish

6/6-  “Do your thing, man.”  -  Mr. 3000

6/5-  “The Dude abides.”  -  The Big Lebowski

6/4- “Either light up or leave me alone.” - Traffic (the band, not the movie)

6/3-  “This one’s got the duck doin’ all the work.”  -  Click

6/2- “There can be only one.” - The Highlander

6/1- “Thought I was looking at my mother’s old douche bag, but that’s back in Ohio.” - Revenge of the Nerds

5/31- “Aw man, you lyin’!  You ain’t never met Dr. Martin Luther the King!” - Coming to America

5/30-  “I love lamp.”  -  Anchorman

5/29-  “Roads?  Where we’re going we don’t need roads?”  -  Back to the Future

5/28- “That’s why I love these high school girls.  I keep getting older, they stay the same age.” - Dazed and Confused

5/27- “No milk will ever be our milk.” - Billy Madison

5/26-  “Caught a hanger, Sarge.”  -  Rounders

5/25- “Don’t make me angry.  You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry.” - The Incredible Hulk

5/24- “You’ve got me?!?  Who’s got you?!?” - Superman: The Movie

5/23- “Quick, let’s get out of here before one of those things kills Guy!” - Galaxy Quest

5/22-  “Viva Los Bio-Dome!!!!!!!”  -  Bio-Dome

5/21-  “I have no bird, I have no bush.  God has taken my bird and my bush.”  -  Bruce Almighty

5/20-  “I’d rather be bald than chicken-shit!”  -  Slapshot

5/19-  “Your face looks like Robin Williams’ knuckles.”  -  Knocked Up

5/18- “Argue your limitations and they will be yours.” - Richard Bach

5/17- “You can tell the Queen of Diamonds by the way she shines.” - Jerry Garcia

5/16-  “He who try to catch foul ball may break his nose in the process.”  -  Anonymous 

5/15-  “Look at the scoreboard, Buddha, I’m doing just fine.”  -  Major League II 

5/14-  “MOM!!!!!  MEATLOAF!!!!! We want it now!!!!”  -   Wedding Crashers 

5/13-  “I love black people!!!!!!!!!!!!”  -  Jerry Maguire 

5/8-  “Did anyone ever tell you, you look like a penis with that little hat on?”   -  A League of their Own 

5/7-  “Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear and when I do its usually something unusual.”  Stripes

5/6-  “There’s something wrong with her underwear.”  -  40- Year Old Virgin

5/5-  “Holy cow!!!” - Phil Rizzutto

5/4-  “Not that there’s anything wrong with it.” - Seinfeld

5/3-  “Leave the gun, take the cannoli.” - The Godfather

5/2-  “It’s all ball-bearings these days.” - Fletch

4/30-  “It’s Lima time!!”  -  Jose Lima 

4/29-  “Kick his ass, Sea Bass!”  -  Dumb and Dumber 

4/28-  “You’re out of ice?!?!  You can’t be out of ice!!!”  -   The Invincibles

4/25-  “I said I saw your father on Fantasy Island!”  -  Mr. and Mrs. Smith 

4/24-  “Uh oh!  Happy learned how to putt.” - Happy Gilmore

4/23-  “Have you seen these toilets?!?  They’re ginormous!”  -    Elf

4/22-  “Gambling is illegal at Bushwood, and I never slice.” - Caddyshack

4/21-  “Daddy is not coming on anything.”  -  Harold and Kumar go to White Castle 

4/18-  “Was that floating like a Cadillac, or stingin’ like a Beemer?”  -  Cars 

4/17-  “Where can a man get a rub and a tug around here?”  -  Mystery, Alaska 

4/16-  “Ugh!  You smell like aftershave and taco meat.”  -  Blades of Glory 

4/15-  “Taxes are the price we pay for civilization.”  -  Oliver Wendell Holmes 

4/14-  “Can you blow me where the pampers is?”  -  PCU 

4/10-  “What are you, the black hole of basketball?”  -  Eddie 

4/9-  “Next time I’ll pull out the leather, high heels, and pink underwear.”  -  Gone in 60 Seconds 

4/7-  “Kasmir?”  -  Ocean’s Twelve 

4/5-  “Tommy like wingies!” - Tommy Boy

4/4-  “Mostly Maui Waui man, but it’s got some Labrador in it.”   -  Up in Smoke

4/3-  “Let’s see how you like my………Cock Rocket!!!!   -   Orgazmo 

4/2-  “I know it was you, Fredo.  You broke my heart.”  -  The Godfather:  Part II

3/28-  “Stop them from shakin’ their ass for two minutes!!!”  -  The Replacements 

3/25-  “PLAAAAAAY BALLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!” 

3/24- “I’m like a single mom.  I wash and dry!” -  Superbad

3/20-  “I figure a white blue chip athlete like myself deserves a little something extra.”  -  Blue Chips

3/19-  “That kangaroo just took my ball!”  -  Caddyshack 

3/18-  “Get him a body bag!!!”  -  Karate Kid 

3/17-  “I suggest you bunt.”  -  Mr.Baseball 

3/13-  “Pepper needs new shorts!!!” - Dodgeball

3/12-  “Soooooooo hot.  Want to touch the heinie!”  -  Billy Madison 

3/11-  “Yeah, well…….I also cook.”  -  Under Siege 

3/10-  “You framed an Asia poster?”  -  40-Year-Old Virgin 

3/9-  ”I’m goin’ down, to the central part of town.”  -  Phish 

3/8-  “Here comes the blackfoot!”  -  Mr.Deeds 

3/7-  “I’m here to talk about the positive.”  -  Mark McGuire 

3/6-  “They were cones!!!”  - The Wedding Singer

3/5- “You should start Wegman.” - Little Big League

3/4- “Gonna paint the town red and paint his wife white” - Kid Rock

3/3- “Just stick your glove in the air, and I’ll take care of the rest.” - The Sandlot

3/2- “Let me drive, I won’t make a fool of you.” - Days of Thunder

3/1- “The ‘have-to’…it’s what you go to when you feel the fear.”  - Rookie of the Year 

2/29-  “Well you told me your finger was a gun, you big jerk!”  -  Field of Dreams 

2/28-  “You gotta tell me, the outfield grass, is it spongey?”  -  Fever Pitch

2/27-  “So we’re looking for an African Jew in a hoodie?” - Superbad 

2/26-  “How’s your wife and my kid?”  -  Major League 

2/25-  “It’s Friday, you aint got no job, and you ain’t got shit to do.”  -  Friday

2/24-  “He didn’t hit you he didn’t nudge you he didn’t bump you.  He rubbed you.  And rubbin’, son, is racin’ “.  -  Days of Thunder 

2/23-  “They’re like little baby toes…”  -  Superbad  

2/22-  “Stikeouts are boring.  Besides that, their fascist.”  -  Bull Durham

2/21-  “60% of the time, it works every time.”  -  Anchorman 

2/20-  “I am Jack’s complete lack of surprise.”  -  Fight Club 

2/19-  “Boogity, boogity, boogity!!!!   Let’s go racin’ boys!!!!!”  -  Darrell Waltrip

2/16-  “Hats, for bats.  Gracias.”  -  Major League 

2/15-  “These are not the ‘droids you are looking for.”  -  Star Wars 

2/14-  “Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.”  -  Animal House

2/13-  “Well, if you take out the romantic connotation and add a golf theme…. then Romeo, I am your Juliet.”  -  Tin Cup 

2/12-  “Look at all those albinos!”  -  The Benchwarmers 

2/11-  “That idea ain’t worth a velvet painting of a whale and a dolphin gettin’ it on.”   -  Ricky Bobby 

2/10-  “These pretzels are making me thirsty.”  -  Seinfeld 

2/9-  “LET THEM PLAY!!  LET THEM PLAY!!!”  -  The Bad News Bears in Breaking Training

2/8-  “Repetition works, David.”  -  Natural Born Killers

2/7-  “Repetition works, David.”  -  Natural Born Killers

2/6-  “If you no help me now, I say ‘Fuck you, Joboo.’  I do it myself.”-  Major League. 

2/5-  ”You’re killin’ me Smalls!”  -  The Sandlot 

2/4-  “All hail the New York Giants!” -  Madagascar

2/3-  “We play to win the game!”  -  Herm Edwards 

2/2-  “Too early for flapjacks?” -  Groundhog Day

2/1-  “Another victim of the Night-time Nurses from Jersey”- Little Big League

1/31-  “I’m the straw that stirs the drink.” - Reggie Jackson

1/30- “I’m to drunk to taste this chicken” - Col. Sanders

1/29- “Did he just say ‘funky buttloving’?” - Rookie of the Year